Love Advice From Joan Rivers to Melissa – Part 1

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Love advice from Joan Rivers? You can just  imagine!

Joan Rivers will always be at the top of my favorite entertainers list along with Don Rickles, I have spit out what I was drinking and doubled over in laughter with both of these comedians. No one else comes close. Now, Joan is gone. Before her time. It didn’t have to happen and it shouldn’t have happened. But it did.

I read “The Book of Joan” by Joan’s daughter, Melissa Rivers. Melissa’s writing style is a lot like her mother’s delivery. Punchy, pointed comments. No holds barred.  Melissa is not as funny as her mother, but humorous nevertheless.

I always thought a celebrity’s private persona would be different from the public. Not the case with Joan Rivers. Can you imagine listening to her one-liners all day? Poor Melissa. That’s how she grew up. All day. Every day.

Exactly what kind of advice  did Joan give Melissa, her only child, on dating and marriage?

Joan’s Gems-Part One

  • Dating is a game.
  • Men don’t love how you look without your make-up, even though they say they do.
  • They don’t want to hear about your ailments and your worries.
  • Men are basic. They want you to look pretty and be good in bed.
  • If you’re smart and funny, that’s nice – let your friends enjoy that side of your personality.
  • No man ever wants to be reminded that women are truly superior. Yes, the truth makes them insecure.
  • You can be smarter than them or funnier than them, but not both.

So, what do you think?  Anything you agree with? Disagree with? Let me know. I’d love to hear from you.

You’ll have to read my May 30 and June 6 blog posts for the rest of Joan’s Gems.

See you then!

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